Two Words That Shouldn't Go Together: "German" and "Army"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1091559/German-soldiers-fat-fight-Taliban-drink-boys-dry.html

The German government has determined that its soldiers in Afghanistan are too fat and drunk. That only compounds the German's refusal to actually fire a weapon in Afghanistan. Maybe we shouldn't be in such a rush to whip the German army into shape. Remember what happened the last two times the Germans had an effective fighting force? Let 'em drink and eat sausages.